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Sunday, December 09, 2007

Aapan Yala Pahelat ka?

Have you seen this person?

She was last seen blogging around this blog and has not been heard of for some days now. All we found is this picture. Help us tracing the whereabouts of this soul as we know how important it is for all you reading right now that she keeps blogging for your entertainment! (attempt to murder with stares, pinches and god alone knows what not!)


Here is a rundown of some of her distinct features... for you to help unearth her....

  1. Most of the days she wakes up late having forgotten to set the alarm the previous night and is seen or say unseen by her family whizzing in and out of doors.
  2. Grooms herself in record time and knowingly ignores those small unidentified stains on her outfit.
  3. Reaches 30 minutes late to work and hopes no one notices, blames it all on her "insomnia" phenomenon.
  4. Gets caught in dusty winds passing through her cab windows all the time and ends up looking like an electrocuted cat. (Rakesh are you reading?)
  5. Gets kicked around for not informing, forgetting or rather unintentionally slipping people out of her mind... afterwhich shes showered with superlative filled messages and comments.
  6. Smiles through clenched teeth (still looking cute) when ma calls to remind her of the evening wedding reception and that shes to dress up since shes the eligible in town. Oh Man... Y Y Y... the woes of being in your late 20s...
  7. Falls on her feet and thanks God for giving her some releavant topic to write for her blog and sighs, thinks of her exercise and diet routine and a ballooning back with a much deeper sigh.

We are currently trying to dig her out of her boredom and get her to finish some of the posts that she has been accumulating on a notepad along with her growing pile of unwanted clothes at home which threatenes to flow out of her door and cause a tsunami into the coridoor.
Meanwhile keep her in your thoughts and wish her speedy recovery onto this blog.

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